Pandia has had enough of all that corporate mumbo jumbo and marketing yada yada. We want search engine marketing campaigns that really tell you what it is all about.

Here is another search engine marketing ad we would like to see:

Black Hat Search Marketing

You have had enough of all the sissy crap! You want results and you want them now! Look no further, Black Hat Marketing has all the magic you need.

There are more than six billion suckers out there, waiting for you to give them the answer to their dreams. It doesn’t matter if you sell get rich quick schemes, adult entertainment, Viagra, or off-the-shelf Ph.D’s: We can provide you with the eyeballs needed to sell all your crap useful products and services.

In one week we will get you:

• 100.000 new cloaked doorway pages optimized for any possible long tail keyword combination in the world, including Britney Spears and “Paris Hilton’s nose hair trimmer”.
• Using our really simple site generator we will add 10.000 pages of high quality content scraped from relevant web sites (Writing original content is a waste of time. After all, all you have to do is to rip a few hundred RSS feeds!).
• We will divide those pages on 1000 new domains with sexy names like www.really-earl-grey-is-not-tea-you-know.biz.
• And that’s not all: In one week you will get 50.000 links from our high quality network of 1 million PR 0 sites.
• And — since we are old school — we will also provide you all the hidden keywords you could dream of.
• Finally we will throw in some free blog comment spam, referrer spam, track-back spam, AND forum spam for good measure.

Are you still not convinced?

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